Lights! Camera! Mayhem!

Jodi Taylor and the disaster magnets of St Mary''s return with a story of chaos and catastrophe, to wish you a very Merry Christmas.Coming to a screen near you...TEMPORA, THE TIME TRAVELLING TOURISTStarring Astrid Gustafsson as Helen of Troy - ''the face that launched a thousand ships'' With Dirk Thrust as Achilles - ''demi god and hero'' And the Wooden Horse as Himself - ''easily the least wooden performance from anyone participating in this particular travesty'' (Dr Maxwell)Watch and weep as this epic tale unfolds...*It''s drama, darling! In this year''s festive tale, the nation''s favourite film producer, Calvin Cutter, returns to darken the doors of St Mary''s once again... Readers love Jodi Taylor: ''The Chronicles of St Mary''s is one of the most enjoyable series of books I have ever read'' ''Jodi Taylor is a master storyteller''''I don''t think I''ve ever laughed out loud so much reading a book''''I am always gutted when I finish a Jodi Taylor book as I know I will have to wait for the next one''